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rasta-doe:

cas-wants-the-dean:

humbley0urselves:

jess531:

cas-wants-the-dean:

i am overlooking the beach, i see all of the people laying in the sand, barely clothed. they want the d i say snickering to myself. i shall give them the d. their bodies  become warm and they begin to sweat. i give them more of the d and they remove the little swim wear they have on. mmm… dat vitamin d. i am the sun.

What did i just read

what is this

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you heard me motherfucker

yahoo spent too much on this website 


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garrison-babe:

wholockian221b:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

yes its a cult you got it

oteepees

garrison-babe:

wholockian221b:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

yes its a cult you got it

oteepees

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oncomingbeth:

deathiero:

always remember

if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me

you’re special 

and if you take out both my headphones i will take out both your lungs


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the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 


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thesearemydetectivesocks:

wolf-rath:

i AM SO GLAD THIS GIF EXISTS

#FROM THE DEEPEST ICIEST CHASMS OF MIDDLE EARTH #SOMEONE QUESTIONS THE PATERNAL LINE OF ARAGORN #SON OF ARATHORN #SON OF VALANDIL #THE HEIR TO ISILDUR #SON OF ELENDIL #FATHERED BY AMANDIL OF NUMENOR #SON OF VARDAMIR #DESCENDED FROM ELROS #BROTHER OF ELROND #SON OF EARENDIL #SON OF TUOR #WHERE IS THE IGNORANT SWINE #I SHALL EDUCATE HIM PRESENTLY

thesearemydetectivesocks:

wolf-rath:

i AM SO GLAD THIS GIF EXISTS

#FROM THE DEEPEST ICIEST CHASMS OF MIDDLE EARTH #SOMEONE QUESTIONS THE PATERNAL LINE OF ARAGORN #SON OF ARATHORN #SON OF VALANDIL #THE HEIR TO ISILDUR #SON OF ELENDIL #FATHERED BY AMANDIL OF NUMENOR #SON OF VARDAMIR #DESCENDED FROM ELROS #BROTHER OF ELROND #SON OF EARENDIL #SON OF TUOR #WHERE IS THE IGNORANT SWINE #I SHALL EDUCATE HIM PRESENTLY


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rivulo:

dicaprion:

OMGF THIS IS PERFECT

my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect

rivulo:

dicaprion:

OMGF THIS IS PERFECT

my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect


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grabbidyballs:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people


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